hello, my name is Nora

If Nora Helmer were to write a personal ad, “Model Love” style, this is what we think it would sound like…

(with apologies to Henrik Ibsen and Will Eno)

hello, my name is Nora.  I need a moment plz…umm…I’m an orphn, &…I was a daughtr & a mothr…& a wife.  grr.  but I was NEVER  a philsopher.  I’m not very kind…or ladylike…hardly maternal, 2b honest.  I gues I’m not a warm person, but I hate the cold!  also hate pet names, like littl squirrel, littl turtldov…ugh.  not a fan of kittens & spaniels either (the pet names/ the pets).  but I could b ur littl animal…if u don’t mind a liar.  ::sigh:: I just wish we could talk.  if u don’t call me by the upcoming Sunday (10/2 at 4pm & 7:30pm), I’ll b frozen & dead.  xoxo, urs, Nora H.


Model Love

with
Nora, in the Great Outdoors

Sunday, October 2nd
4pm and 7:30pm
The Kaplan Penthouse, Lincoln Center
Click here for more info

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