If Nora Helmer were to write a personal ad, “Model Love” style, this is what we think it would sound like…
(with apologies to Henrik Ibsen and Will Eno)
hello, my name is Nora. I need a moment plz…umm…I’m an orphn, &…I was a daughtr & a mothr…& a wife. grr. but I was NEVER a philsopher. I’m not very kind…or ladylike…hardly maternal, 2b honest. I gues I’m not a warm person, but I hate the cold! also hate pet names, like littl squirrel, littl turtldov…ugh. not a fan of kittens & spaniels either (the pet names/ the pets). but I could b ur littl animal…if u don’t mind a liar. ::sigh:: I just wish we could talk. if u don’t call me by the upcoming Sunday (10/2 at 4pm & 7:30pm), I’ll b frozen & dead. xoxo, urs, Nora H.
Model Love
with
Nora, in the Great Outdoors
Sunday, October 2nd
4pm and 7:30pm
The Kaplan Penthouse, Lincoln Center
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